Monday, April 2, 2007

Now meet the Sanchez family by Pearlie Mae


It's time to meet the handsome mister Enrique Sanchez- oh yeah and his wife and kids. LOL.. But first, I need to get something off of my chest. I am so ticked off right now I could spit. Notice that in this picture of me above you can't see what I am thinkin"?? that's because there are children reading this. GOOD GRAVY!!! This morning, right before I had my first cup of coffee, I had the PLEASURE of having snooty little Mrs McAdams call me. "Now Mrs Stevens why couldn't you wait until all of the simizens had their information complete. I am very upset." Now by now you all know me. I took a deep breath and THEN let her have it. "First of all Missy, you have had many sim days to do this. If you would spend more time working on this and LESS time gossiping about everybody in the hood you would have had this done. I am not about to wait another sim day for you or any other family. Instead of wasting MY TIME calling me on this phone you should have been doing your assignment. And another thing Missy....stop acting like you are so high and mighty. Your husband already turned in your background information so I know about you alright. You ain't a saint. None of us are, but you keep walking around here like your breath dont stink in the morning. Now go get your stuff done and drop it off!! Better yet...have one of your sons bring it over!! And then I hung up on her stuck up self. There is nothin' worse than having your morning messed up by an uppity chick. Back in the day I would have still been telling her off. But I am an elder now with grans (and I am trying to get a hula dance when my time is up) so I am behaving myself. Okay...now some of you are lookin' at me and sayin' Oh Miss Pearlie Mae, I thought you said that you try to LOVE everybody. Okay you just answered your own question. I TRY to LOVE everybody. This is one woman I am still at the point of trying to LIKE her first. Okay...deep breaths Pearlie...dont let the big bad phony too cute to poot woman get your hanes in knot. Let's move on now to a much more enjoyable subject ....the Sanchez family. Meet the beautiful Enrique Sanchez.



>Perfection isnt he?? NO?? Well you aint writin' this so I say he is FINE!!! And yes you can call a man beautiful. I know what some of you haters are thinking already. "Oh Miss Pearlie Mae you are lusting after another woman's man." Let me tell you something right now that my Mama told me when I was a teenager. It's okay to read the menu as long as you don't place an order. And believe you me I am enjoying reading this particular menu daily. LOL. But so you won't keep trippin' here is his lovely wife Guadalupe



Seriously though isnt this the prettiest couple?? And they are the most down to earth, friendliest, honest sims you will ever meet. Rique and Lupe met when they were in elementary school. They both say they had bad childhoods. Can you believe that?? I just sat with my mouth wide open as they poured out their sad stories. Fate had it that when they were in high school they were placed in the same foster home. Once they were adults they got hitched and moved here to Trinity. I truly hope that you have the pleasure of meeting these two sims in person some day. You enter their home and its like you live there. They both make you feel right at home. Did I show you their house? I didn't?? My bad, you know I am seasoned..LOL. Here is the front of their house




and this is the back.


Now this house was also built by izazu the sim...NOT HUMANOID. Rique says that the house is called the King of Queens. He looked it up online and he says it is based on a HUMANOID situation comedy. I can't believe he is believing that garbage. I guess this proves that just because you are pretty doesnt mean you have BRAINS. LOL. But Rique knows I will forgive him

Now I guess if you are a typical sim you are wondering if Guadalupe likes me or not since I am always admiring her man. Of course she does. Puh-lease.
These 2 sims are truly soul mates and have been through too much to let a little ol' SEASONED(not old) sim like myself steal their thunder. In fact Guadalupe thinks its cute how I heart on him all the time. "Oh Mama Pearl you crack me up." she says. "Rique is not all that".I beg to differ girlfriend I tell her. Look at your man girl!!! He is FINE. He is ALL THAT and a bag of chips and a slice of cheesecake on the side. Oh is that too much??? My grandchildren are telling me that nobody says a slice of cheesecake. Who is writing this anyway them or me?? LOL

span style="color:#663366;">What?? Whose room is he in?? Oh that is the babies room. Something must be in the water in this town. You will discover that alot of these sims have more than one baby at a time. What is up with that?? I think I would take a double dose of Simphasil or somethin'. Lupe says that when you are pregnant nowadays you get a choice of how many babies you want. You use something called a hack?? What is this hack you ask?? I am glad you asked cause I didnt have a clue either. Lupe said that ...let me take a deep breath ...
humanoids developed it. Jeez, these youngun's are really tryin' my patience. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A HUMANOID. GOOD GRAVY!!! And IF this hack thing was developed by a humanoid why would you deal with the birth of your babies using something THEY CREATED. JEEZ. I keep tellin' you...just because you are pretty does not mean you are smart. If one day you come onto this page and you see someone else finishing these introductions you will know that someone said the word HUMANOID again and my head finally exploded. But then again these youngun's would probably claim that the HUMANOIDS caused it. So to prove them wrong I better keep my head on my shoulders and finish these intros before my time is up. But anywho, let's look at these precious babies of Lupe and Rique. They have twin daughters named Mariella and Marisol. Aren't they precious?? I am wondering who they will look like. Guadalupe says that they are going to be trying to boys really soon. Good gravy, girlfriend, at least wait until these girls are potty trained. LOL. But I guess if I was married to Rique I wouldn't mind having 10 babies.

Rique and Guadalupe were so excited to have pictures of the baby girls' room on here. Rique said they were his little princesses so they needed a room that was perfect.





I must give it to them though. It is a cute room. Rique says that they already have the big girl beds on order for them that looks like the desk. I can't wait to see it. Hopefully I am still on top of the earth by then. They both told me that they just want to make sure that their girls don't want for anything. Now you know I had to say something there. Okay, I know you both had a horrific childhood. But please dont spoil these girls rotten. Nobody likes a spoiled pretty child. Love em but make them behave. I told them I would come back from the dead if I see them letting these children run their house just because they are afraid to discipline. If you give your children boundaries they will love AND respect you. I think these two poor children( I am talking about Lupe and Rique now) are so afraid that they will be like their parents. I told them both that you are not them. The past is the past and it does not have to influence your future. Just keep on being good sims and your children will be fine. I hope you enjoyed meeting the beautiful Sanchez family. I know personally I could look at Enrique all night long. Take care and please call some of these other sims in Trinity and tell them to HURRY UP!! I am not getting any younger. Oh and yes MY FAMILY's is turned in and I WAS trying to be polite and do my own family last....but I think I am just going to do it soon. I do have some other families to do next though. A few nice newlywed couples and another couple who just had...you guessed it ...twins. I am telling you sims...DO NOT move to Trinity unless you want alot of babies. Or bring your own water. LOL. I will close out the Sanchez family with a picture of the nightly ritual at their home"



Guadalupe says that after they put the girls down for the evening Enrique always seranades her. Now that is what I call a real man. Some other sim males could learn a thing or two from Enrique. Keep the romance in your marriage...Help your wife decorate around the home.....and look GOOD doing it. LOL. Peace and love, Pearlie Mae Stevens.

Sunday, April 1, 2007

Meet the Lawrence family by Pearlie Mae

Its me again, Pearlie Mae. Now some sims call me Mama Pearl, some call me Pearlie Mae, and some call me Nana. I really don't care what you call me as long as you don't call me late for dinner. LOL. I am going to introduce the first family of Trinity (meaning that they were the first ones to turn in all of their information.) You would not believe all of the excuses I am gettin' from all of these so-called YOUNG sims. And if that wasn't enough for a seasoned sim like myself to be dealin' with (notice I said SEASONED not OLD), I have to listen to all of these comments from my daughter and son-in-law."Now Mommy(yes my adult daughter still calls me Mommy- don't hate), please try to be nice when you are describing everyone. We don't want you to hurt any sims feelings." GOOD GRAVY!!! Why did these young sims ask me to write these intros if they are now afraid of what I may say?? You know how I am. I am too old to change and not about to try at this point in my life. You all need to just enjoy life while you have the chance. I mean don't get the wrong impression. I love everybody, okay I TRY to love everybody but I don't try to live my live in order to PLEASE anybody but Pearlie Mae. But, enough of my rants , let me go ahead and introduce the Lawrence family

Let's start on the sofa.










First you have Malachi and his lovely wife Maya. They told me that they are retired models from the Sims2luxe agency. They were tired of the fast paced lifestyle of the modeling career and decided to get married and start a family together. These 2 didn't miss a beat either. They have 4 children and a dog. The children in the front row are from left to right...young mister Meschad and the lovely little Mackenzie. Then they have twin boys named Matthew and Marquis. Can you believe these two?? Aren't they cute?? I couldnt tell them apart and truth be told neither can Maya and Malachi. One of these two babies walked past me and I asked Maya..."Which one is that??" and she just smiled and said.."Hmm...I think that is Marquis." Yeah, she THINKS!!! I hope these boys know who is who because I think their parents don't have a clue. LOL.











And yes you read it correct -this family has the nerve to have a dog too. Maya said that once she and Malachi discovered she was pregnant with the twins, they thought it would help the older 2 spoiled brats to accept the huge change in the family if they adopted a dog. Okay, they didn't call their children spoiled brats I DID but come on sims. GOOD GRAVY!! Just sit down and talk to your children. Tell them like it is. Look kids, we are having twins. It will be a big change in the house but it won't change our love for you. If you don't like it?? Get to steppin'. Jeez, sims these days act as if you have to be an equal with your children Please!!! You are the adults. THEY are the children. Okay...enough of that for now....anyway this dog's name is Dakota. I love this picture though because she looks like she is sleeping so peacefully. Probably dreaming of the day when she won't be prodded and chased by four children 24-7




The Lawrence family lives in a lovely home that was designed by the amazing Izazu who works for the TSR website. Okay the following comments are my opinion only so don't hold any animosity towards the other simizens of Trinity. I must get this off of my chest now. There are rumors throughout the many cities and countries where sims live that somewhere there exists HUMANOIDS!!! What are humanoids?? I am glad you asked that question. The sim knowledge website defines them as follows....humanoid...People that live on the planet earth. They are highly intelligent creatures who often use this intelligence for wrong. They are responsible for the creation of our world and everything in it. Humanoids are always looking over the sim world, creating things for the sim world, and actually they CONTROL everything that goes on IN every sim community. Yeah right. Do you believe this garbage??? Come on. There is no way that I am being controlled every minute of every day by a silly HUMANOID. This is always a running debate in Trinity. My daughter and son-in-law are believers in the Noids. I don't believe in them on little tiny bit. Now they say that this Izazu is one of the HUMANOIDS and the website that lists her awesome homes is also run by the same. GOOD GRAVY!!!! NO HUMANOID could be this creative. Izazu's homes are always built with such attention to detail and I rebuke any thoughts that a HUMANOID has such capabilities. Okay, I am through with this for now and I am climbing off of my soap box.

Now back to the Lawrences. The home they chose to purchase was designed by Izazu THE SIM and it is called Plantation Drive. Isnt it a beauty





I will close out the Lawrence introduction with a few more pictures they included in their paperwork. The first is of Maya holding one of twins. Which one?? Don't play you know I don't know and neither does Maya



Next there is a lovely picture of Malachi and the other twin. Or is it the same one?? LOL.




And last but not least we have the spoiled older children...Meschad and Mackenzie.




Now before you start writing in about ..."Oh Miss Pearlie Mae you were really cruel to those two beautiful children. Oh Mama Pearl you are just so wrong to say those things." Let me tell you something. I didn't say anything on this paper that I didn't say to Maya and Malachi to their face. I do admit though that even though all of these children are spoiled they are loved to the utmost by their parents. And, they are made to behave. I was in their house a long time to get this finalized and to have 4 children in a house you could not tell it. I mean, the kids didnt run through the house, they didn't interrupt their parents when they were talking to me or anything. Even the toddlers entertained themselves when I was talking to Maya or Malachi. So truth be told these kids are spoiled but WELL BEHAVED. Okay now you can hit delete on that hate mail you were about to send to me. Trust me I wasn't going to read it anyway. LOL. Well that concludes this introduction. My next one will be of the Sanchez family. Now wait until you see Enrique Sanchez. Be blessed and don't believe anything you hear about meHUMANOIDS.



Friday, February 9, 2007

Gems from Pearlie Mae





Hello everyone. Let me introduce myself. My name is Pearlie Mae Stevens. I am currently the only elder resident. My assignment is to introduce you to the current families who have chosen to make Trinity their home. Of course it would have been nice if all of the families had turned in their pictures on time but you know how some sims are. So for now I am going to begin with the few who have turned in their pictures. Maybe now the others will get themselves in gear.